Licensed Artists
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Decorative Signs
19x25cm Stay Positive Canvas Plaque by Steven Rhodes
£5.74Just keep smiling while nature eats you alive. The Stay Positive stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is the perfect reminder that things can always get worse, so you might as well look happy about it. 19x25cm. Sawtooth hanger on reverse. Officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes collection of iconic retro gifts.
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Decorative Signs
19x25cm The Cat Dimension Canvas Plaque by Steven Rhodes
£5.74Ever get the feeling your cats are plotting something? The Portal to the Cat Dimension stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes confirms your worst fears with claws, whiskers and a glowing vortex of doom. The cats aren’t just watching. They’re waiting for you to fall asleep. 19x25cm. Sawtooth hanger on reverse. Officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes collection of iconic retro gifts.
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Decorative Signs
19x25cm Worship Coffee Canvas Plaque by Steven Rhodes
£5.74Some people need coffee to function. Others summon it with candles, robes and their closest work colleagues. The Worship Coffee stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is your daily reminder that the Dark Lord comes in a carafe. One sip and your soul might even make it to your 9am meeting. 19x25cm. Sawtooth hanger on reverse. Officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes collection of iconic retro gifts.
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Air Fresheners
Anxiety Attack Vanilla Air Freshener by Steven Rhodes
£1.70Because nothing calms the nerves like a vanilla-scented breakdown. The Anxiety Attack air freshener by Steven Rhodes is ideal for cars, cubicles or anywhere you like to spiral in peace. Officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes collection of iconic retro gifts.
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Air Fresheners
Are We There Yet Apple Air Freshener by Steven Rhodes
£1.70Your passengers are annoying, the traffic is endless and your GPS is lying. At least your car can smell like something other than despair. The Are We There Yet air freshener by Steven Rhodes is an apple-scented escape in a bag. Officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes collection of iconic retro gifts.
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Licensed Artists
Cult Book Club Book-Shaped Storage Box by Steven Rhodes
£14.88If your book club meets at midnight and involves chanting, this is the box for you. Hide your sacred snacks, incense, or conspiracy theories inside this delightfully dodgy MDF “book” storage box. Cult membership not required, but highly encouraged. Officially licensed Steven Rhodes product.
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Coasters
Demon Cat Coaster by Steven Rhodes
£3.43Protect your surfaces from spills, scratches, and summoning rituals with this MDF coaster featuring everyone’s favourite hellspawn house pet. Ideal for coffee, tea, or offerings to the feline overlord. Officially licensed Steven Rhodes product.
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Bags and Purses
Eat Your Worries Lunch Bag by Steven Rhodes
£6.86Serve up a daily dose of comfort food denial with this insulated lunch bag featuring a minimum wage hero who’s definitely not sweating under pressure (okay, maybe a little). Whether you’re packing leftover food or leftover trauma, this bag has room for it all. Insulated interior with zipper closure keeps your regrets (and your snacks) nice and fresh. Made from recycled plastic. Officially licensed Steven Rhodes product.
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Licensed Artists
Fantasy Land Stash Tin by Steven Rhodes
£8.02Got a wicked imagination and nowhere to stash your magical herbs? This trippy tin keeps your secrets safe while you drift off to Fantasy Land in your friend’s basement. Ideal for holding loose change, small treasures, or whatever’s fuelling your next special quest. Officially licensed Steven Rhodes product.
